Blasting Zone

Everyone else just seem so... PLAIN to me.
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Who I Follow

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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(via dutchster)

b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

(via dutchster)

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

(via merps)

  • Britain: *makes taxes for colonies*
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

barebackinq:

endiot:

i dont understand

(via merps)

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catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

(via merps)

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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(via merps)

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(via thats-so-meme)

(via dutchster)

tastefullyoffensive:

Synchronized waking up. [x]