Blasting Zone

Everyone else just seem so... PLAIN to me.
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tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(via annoyin9)

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(via dutchster)

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(via kingblacksheep)

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

stunningpicture:

A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg

stunningpicture:

A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg

(via weavingthroughtimeandspace)

maromaro613:

…(Jiggly Intensifies)

(via weavingthroughtimeandspace)

asstrelli:

The Lion King
          Scar + Text Posts

(via weavingthroughtimeandspace)

mrs-blumenfeld:

oh my god thank you for this

(via collegehumor)

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

(via dutchster)