Office by Alex Penny
bad things happen to people who don't listen to me.
(via jeanpl)
Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID FOR NOT MAKING THIS YET??!! HURRY UP AND MAKE THIS A F***ING REALITY PEOPLE!!! CHOP CHOP!! GET TO IT!!! xD
(Source: videohall, via weavingthroughtimeandspace)
statement #
1.) if a man likes men… he’s gay.
2.) if a man likes gays… he’s gay.
3.) if two gays like each other… they’re both gay.
4.) so if a woman likes men… then she’s gay. refer to statement 1.
5.) and if a man likes women, which are gay… then they’re both gay. refer to statement 2.
6.) if a woman likes women… then they’re both gay. refer to statement 3.
7.) if a woman likes a lesbian, who likes women, which are gay… then they’re still gay…
lesson: the only straight people in the planet are 2 lesbians inlove w/ each other.
that’s how society works bitch! deal with it!
may 18: had seriously outrageous amounts of fun!! we totally owned the whole frickin mall!! and the day just got better when we played laser tag on th 3rd floor…
heh.. laser tag.. it was more like a counter strike, COD, syphon filter, etc. mix… but it was sooooooo fun!!! dammit my legs hurt from all that running… xD
i wanna do it again next time :D
society sucks… even when zombified.
smokers = smokers
boomers = heavy alcoholics
spitters = prostitutes
jockeys = possibly crack addicts
hunters = rapists
chargers = avid masturbaters
witches = annorexic, drama queen, psychopath, emo teenage girls
tanks = over machismatic, incessant steroid using, body building, hyper aggressive men.
need i say more about my opinion?
wherever the food is better.
i don’t like to brag but… i stayed up 1min. longer than my bed time ;)
