the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
every follower you have is a living, breathing person.. with two kidneys…….. that means your follower count x 2 are the amount of kidneys in your control… do you know how much kidneys go for on the black market… .… .. a lot